Yertle The Tertle

I miss him so much I want to puke. It disgust me how much I think about him. Time isn’t healing fast enough. He doesn’t think about me or care for me in the least!I know this to be true. Yet I continue to idolize him. The best conclusion I can come to is that I’m just really fucking stupid.

What an interesting character.

What an interesting character.

mexicanfoodporn:

Mamacita can be vulgar, however it can be a term of endearment as well.

Thats why when people ask me translate some mexican slang, for me its very hard because it all depends in what context you are using the word mamacita.

Tell a woman down the street mamacita and youll come off as a pervert…

I love the way this word sounds :)

fuckyeahbodypositivity:

all women are real women
all women are beautiful

Fo real!

fuckyeahbodypositivity:

all women are real women

all women are beautiful

Fo real!

Zodiac pet for Capricorn is turtle :)

Zodiac pet for Capricorn is turtle :)

theyoungsensualist:

go into the garden

Ugh…
This makes me want to go shopping.
And wish I didn’t rip tights so fast…

Ugh…

This makes me want to go shopping.

And wish I didn’t rip tights so fast…

Woke up with this song in my head ;)